Part 4
Ah a new day... at least I made it through the night without being molested.




Hooray, that also means the police will be around to protect me!



Oh cool berries



It's actually sort of pleasant today. I haven't even encountered any overly wierd people for once!




Or maybe not... V

ONE UNDOCUMENTED RANDOM ENCOUNTER LATER












I'll LET YOU KNOW I HAVE AN EGG THAT KNOWS EGGFU AND HAS EYEBROWS MISTER YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE



I like cookies


What kind of flavor is that? I've never had that one be- wait wait


...

... fuck.
(Not shown: The Bug Catcher who pulls out these guys-> )

Ew it's gross keep it away




That guy is awfully... pink. And standing in a pond.


I DIDN'T MEAN TO DON'T KILL ME




x 2

Okay, as long as you stop wigging out on me


... I don't get it.


Hey it's the birdfishcheesecrownking thing again! And we have a Pokeball this time!





You don't mess with DA KING



Hey I'm a girl too, so don't worry about it


Er... okay...?







Wooo, go team!


I'm not a dude, I'm a girl


It's raining. I knew I should have brought an umbrella









Oo... kay...



Or not... I think this is how Pokemon Trainer Social Darwinism works



Well it's good to have a ho- wait what

<:I NO GO AWAY






Rain is pretty cool I guess.






That's cute


Ach! De liber Augustin!





I don't see any cats or dogs?



Er, not really I suppose. I'm more of a renegade, running away from a home of opression and rape




The gym is in my mouth!?







It's not all it's cracked up to be, -trust me on this-

Hello whoever you are


Does that even make sense in spanish?

I hear Poison types aren't that good as a primary type. Just sayin'.


I don't even know what you're saying anymore


Razor Ramon Sumitami!? Holy shit your brother is Hard Gay!?!



ENTRANCE FUUUU~!


Come on man he's Hard Gay, you might as well ask if he's really hard I mean come on he wears leather and the hat and sunglasses and everything


Come on Hard Gay be a man about it






Well, my name isn't exactly Porky, now is it?








I better be getting an autographed hat out of this or something


Uh, I'm pretty sure that's grass

Oh hey a Ralts


Okay, where's my hat? Come on, you promised











What's with all the towns named "Pink"














The dark forest of human ignorance?
...I don't think that was really Hard Gay

Not Zilon posted:
I'm loving this so far.
Also, it's a good thing you chose the fire type, they're like the pokemon world's version of mace.
Our team so far!
Yeah, there's no way to make SEVER look good. What the hell is its body supposed to actually be, anyway?
